Naughty SMS

Ladka: hum 25 behan bhai hai.
Ladki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi aate ?
Ladka: aaye the school samajh k wapas chale gaye.
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2 Pagal Ja Rahy Thay In Kay Samnay Say 1 Oorat Ja Rahii Thi Is
Nay Apni Bra Main Bisket Rakay Hooe Thay
1 Pagal:Ya Kia Ker Rahii Hay?????
2 Pagal: Yar Samja Ker Na Doodh Main Bisket Duboo Kar Kha Rahi Hai.
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Dirty SMS

Mubarak Ho

Govt ne Teri Sun Li


Bari Tension me thay Tum

Dosro ko daikh ker taraptay thay

Ab Khush ho ja



Market may






1 inch ki luli ka Condom a gya hay.
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Sardar: Hari sabji mat banaya karo

Biwi: Hari sabji me iron yani loha hota Hai

Sardar: tainu kya meri G.A.N.D. me se salakhe nikalni hai.
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Girl: Dr, My B.o.o.b.s R Small. Pls Do Somethng ?
Dr: Cum Everyday. I Wil S.u.c.k & Make Them Big.
Girl : Ok Then I Wil Get My Husband Also
His P.e.n.i.s. Is Also Small !
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One rapiest goes to hell, Yamraj told his dasi fry him in oil. After some time yamraj aske to dasi : kyu nahi fry kiya ? Dasi : ye to chula jalane ke liye bhi jukane nahi deta.
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Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
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A lady was on road wid hr top open & right b**b hanging out. Policeman stops & asks wat is dis? Lady:Hi-o-Rbba! Munna to bus me hi reh gaya.
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