Dirty SMS

Maa: Beti kaha gayi thi?
Beti: Ch*t. recharge karne.
Maa: Shadi karaadu kya?
Beti: Kyu?
Maa: Lifetime incoming free ho jayega.
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Your Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Sex?
Four times a week.
No, no, no male or female?
Male, female... sometimes camel.
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What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
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A foriegner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he comes out of the toilet n says,
now I understnd why Indian's use water.
Bloody tissue's can catch fire..
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