Non veg SMS

Paisa GA_D ki tarah hai,
Hota sab ke pass hai par dena koi nahi chahta.

Mashwara LU_D ki tarah hai,
Dena har koi chahta hai par lena koi nahi chahta.
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A cople went 4 honey moon 4 a week. After returning husband asked: How was D

whole week?
Wife: "The whole week made my hole weak"
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Sardar with grandson @ late nite shout
"i need a girl, i have an era_tion"

Grandson says: "1st its 2 late
2nd u r 75 year old
3rd the c0ck u holding is mine"
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Rich man 2 poorman - Tumhara lu_d itna bada kaise hai?
poorman: Bachpan mein mere pass khelne ke liye sirf yahi 1 khilona tha.
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