Dirty SMS

Father Explaining To Son To Not Go To Prostitutes:
Puttar If U Go To Prostitutes... "Tainu AIDS Ho Jaayegi"

Phir Teri Woti Nu...

Phir Mainu...

Phir Teri Maa Nu... Aur

Phir Saare Pind (Village) Nu...
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Aajkal Ke Baaache Bahut Hi Shataan Hain
Umar Sirf 2 Mahine Ki
Ek To Muh Se Chooste Hain
Aur
Doosara Haath Se Dabaate Hain..
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Girl n Boy lost in a Jungle, after fews days of struggle for food and water..
Girl said to boy.. "PLEASE F**K ME".

Boy: why dear..?

Girl: Abey.... Kuch Tou undaR Jaayega..
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Sardar 2 his Wife:
My frend told me dat he has f**kd every woman in our buildng excpt one

Wife: "It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional"!
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Naughty SMS

A manipuri couple named their
1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.
3rd a negro was born they
named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya.
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Sant kabir in computer...

"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
ek aisa din bhi aayega,
ch*t ch*degi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega"    
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2 girls returng from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya!
2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.

1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori
kar raha hai!    
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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