A manipuri couple named their
1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.
3rd a negro was born they
named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya.
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Sant kabir in computer...
"kahat 'kabir' suno bhai sadho"
ek aisa din bhi aayega,
ch*t ch*degi computer se,
aur bacha fax se aayega"
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2 girls returng from movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya!
2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori
kar raha hai!
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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