Father Explaining To Son To Not Go To Prostitutes:
Puttar If U Go To Prostitutes... "Tainu AIDS Ho Jaayegi"
Phir Teri Woti Nu...
Phir Mainu...
Phir Teri Maa Nu... Aur
Phir Saare Pind (Village) Nu...
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Aajkal Ke Baaache Bahut Hi Shataan Hain
Umar Sirf 2 Mahine Ki
Ek To Muh Se Chooste Hain
Aur
Doosara Haath Se Dabaate Hain..
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Girl n Boy lost in a Jungle, after fews days of struggle for food and water..
Girl said to boy.. "PLEASE F**K ME".
Boy: why dear..?
Girl: Abey.... Kuch Tou undaR Jaayega..
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Sardar 2 his Wife:
My frend told me dat he has f**kd every woman in our buildng excpt one
Wife: "It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional"!
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