Adult hindi & punjabhi SMS

1 chota sardar apni maa ko chugli karta hai: mummy billo anty ki billi ne

sharab pi hai.
Maa: accha tuje kaise pata?
Chota Sardar: Papa use keh rahe the teri pussy to badi nashili hai.
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Punjabi teacher 2 a syudent: "table par ink kisne girayi?" ise punjabi me kya

kahenge. Student: Eh kinne maa Chud_i hai?
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Karishma asked kareena: Didi meri pu$$y par baal kyu nahi aate hai?
karishma: Tumne kabhi bhi busy tarffic road par gaas (Grass) ugte dekhi hai?
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