Hindi non veg

1 sardar k yaha tisri baar ladki hui, to usne ailaan kiya ki mera beta paida hua hai. 1 dost ne kaha ki ye to ladki hai. Sardar bola "Ae mundda niche maa te gaya hai."
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Noni SMS

R_pe case advocate 2 victm: Aap bata sakti hai ki wo aadmi kaun tha.
Victm: Koi bahar ka tha.
Advocate: Kyu?
Victm: Itna lamba hamare yaha par kisi ka nahi hai.
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FRIENDSHIP is like hair on P_nis,
every time u shave, it grows again & again and become harder 7 harder.
Thanks 4 being my LAWDE KA BAAL.
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Phool bankar kya jina, 1 din murja jaoge to dafna diye jaoge.
Jina hai to patthar ban kar jiyo, kabhi murti bhi ban gaye to khuda
kehlaoge.
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1 lady ne apni goad mein 1 baby le rakha tha jiska pao us ki ch_t par
lag raha tha. manchala bola: tera pao choom lu to maja aa jaye.
Lady boli:Is k baap ka land chus le wo to ch_t andar pura jata hai.
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1 call girl subah naha dho kar apni panty k andar agarbatti guma rahi
thi. Dusri call girl ne pucha: Ye kya kar rahi ho?
1st call girl: Dukan kholne ka time ho gaya hai.
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1 admi gaurd se pata hai main C.M k bahut close hu. Muje andar jane de.
Gaurd: Sir tatte bhi land k CLOSE hote hai par kabhi andar nahi jaate.
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