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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Naughty SMS

Nude banta in new shoes: Do u see sumthing new.
Wife: No, ur d i c k hanging down as usual.
Angry Banta: b'coz Its looking at my new shoes.
Wife: Oh, Get a new hat then.
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What is the diffrence between patiala peg & patiala salwar?


1 chadti jaldi hai aur 2 utarti jaldi hai.
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What is the diffrence between hook in cricket & hook of Bra?


1 ball ko boundry se bahar rakhta hai or 2 Balls ko boundry l andar

rakhta hai.
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