Naughty SMS

A naked woman was laying on the beach with hat on her pu$$y. A sardar passed by and comment: Kamal hai ye banda to pura hi andar gus gaya.
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In U.P if a lady is preagnant by 1 man surname of the child is
Ekantji
By
2 dubeji
3 trivedi
4 chaturvedi
5 pandeji
by every1 Mishraji &
by UNKNOWN "GUPTAJI"
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Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum,
1 duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum,
Lut lete unki izzat 1 din,
lekin kamre ka jugad na wo kar sake na hum.
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Pini hai cigrate to Gold Flake ki pio, Navy Cut me kya rakha hai,
Pini hai cigrate to Gold Flake ki pio, Navy Cut me kya rakha hai,
Marni hai CHUUT to shadishuda ki maro, Kuwari fuuuddi me kya rakha hai.
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Galib ne ladki ko periods me dekha to arz kiya:

Salwar k niche se pani tapak tapak k laal aata hai.

Kamal ho gaya galib,

Kya phudda bhi paan khata hai.
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A punjabi Bra add:
Har kudi di pehli pasand
#PREETO*BRA# Hun 6 sizan wich:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle Balle
5. Hai O Rabbaa
6. O teri phen di. . .
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1 buddha Blue Film dekh kar zor zor se hath hilane laga.
Boy: Kya hua?
Buddha: Hona kya hai, 30 saal baad muskil se khada hua hai, to haath so gaya.
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A child on juice corner:
Papa ji koi aisi machine hai jisme juice dalo to fal nikalta hai?
Papa: hai teri mummy, Us me maine juice dala to tu nikla.
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Teacher: What do u call a person who Doesn't use CONDOM?
All student Simultenously shouted . . .


PAPA papa papa. . .
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Narad ji kehte hai: Nari nari mat kar murakh. Nari hai narak ka dwar. Khush bhi hogi to kya degi? Mal mutra ka dwar...!! NArayan NaRayan. . .
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Arz kiya hai:

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

Zara gaur farmaiyega,

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

Puch k iche hinggoli ki dukaan hai.
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