Naughty SMS

Burial worker: ur husband's coffin isn't closing due2 erect p-*nis.
Wife:Cut it & put in his ass, thats d only hole in town he hasn't F#cked!
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Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,
dosti hui to paheli thi,
pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,
aur shadi hui to pata chala
grant road ki CHAMELI thi.
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Once A Father Asked To His Son
"Do U Know Who Is Sania Mirza"
Son Reply "Tennis Player"
Second Ques From Father
"Do U Know Who Is Mallika Sherawat?"
Son Reply "Penis Player" :P
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Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin?
Shrabi:Daru 'pine se nuksan' par Parvachan Sunne
Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai?
Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas.
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A sardar and a girl were
having sex suddenly Sardar
asks - Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No. Sardar: thank god,
I dont wann to get that again!
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Man: Behanji, mere biwi k liye eik AchA sa BRA Dikhaana...

Woman: Size kya hai..?

Man: Pakdo Tou AnDa.. auR ChoDo Tou OmLette
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