Naughty jokes

Wife: tumhari secretary ne sab k samne kaha ki tumhari "LULLI" bahut choti hai.Is
baat ki safai do.

Pati: Such to ye hai ki us saali ka mu bahut bada hai.
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Dabral(apne bete ko mutth marte hue dekh kar)- "sonu"harami" ye tu kya kar raha

hai?
Son- SONU apna kaam khud karta hai, Apni khushi ke liye kisi ki "MAA NAHI
C.H.0.D.T.A".
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Aap par arz kiya hai-

Tharki ka janaja kabr mein pada hai,

Tharki ka janaja kabr mein pada hai,

Handiya gal gayi par L U N D abhi bhi khada hai.
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