Dirty indian SMS

Sardar ka beta 5th class me fail hua to 4th me wapis aaya.. 4th me fail hua to 3rd me wapis aaya.. 3rd me fail to 2nd me aaya..

Sardar biwi se bola panty tight kar le Wapas aa raha hai..
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Pandit phati dhoti pahan kar mandir mein mattha takne k liye juka to 1 aurat ne daan peti samaj kar sikka dal diya. Pandit mud kar bola ab ghanta bhi baja le.
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Rap case court mein.
Vakil: Bahanji bolo kya hua?
Pehle isne muje giraya. phir bahan ji? Phir peticot phada. phir bahanji? Phir aap ki Bahan CHUD gayi..
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D0sti Phuddi nahi jo Chu d jaye,
D0sti gaaand nahi jo phat jaye,
D0sti mumme nahi jo pakde jaye,
D0sti to lun d hai jo uthe to jamana hil jaaye.
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Aaj jab main apni bra utar rahi thi to 1 ladka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar: Phir tumne kya kiya? Sardarni: Maine BRA se apna mu chupa liya. :D
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Aap par arz kiya hai-
Tharki ka janaja kabr mein pada hai,

Tharki ka janaja kabr mein pada hai,

Handiya gal gayi par L U N D abhi bhi khada hai.
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Dabral(apne bete ko mutth marte hue dekh kar)- "sonu"harami" ye tu kya kar raha hai?
Son- SONU apna kaam khud karta hai, Apni khushi ke liye kisi ki "MAA NAHI C.H.0.D.T.A".
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Wife: tumhari secretary ne sab k samne kaha ki tumhari "LULLI" bahut choti hai.Is baat ki safai do.
Pati: Such to ye hai ki us saali ka mu bahut bada hai.
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