Non veg SMS

Master 2 banta: Hath me kitni ungliya hoti hai.
Banta: ji 6
Master: Oye kitni baar bola hai ki kacche me hath dal kar mat gina kar.
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Girl: Doctor main jab su su karti hu to 4 dhar nikalti hai.
Doctor: 4 dhar hi niklegi, andar kisi ki pant ka button fas gaya hai.
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Dog road par sex kar raha tha.
Son: papa ye kutta kutiya kya kar rahe hai?
Papa: kutta kutiya ko chalna sikha raha hai.
Son: To is me ch0dne ki kya baat hai.
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Mom found condeom in daughter's room she went straight & ask her: Ye kya
hai?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hai main is umar me maa ban jau.
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AIR Officer ne pathan se pucha: Air hostess ne thapar kyu mara?
Pathan: O yara us ki kamiz G A N D me fasa hua tha maine nikala to usne
humko gusse se dekha hame laga ki us ko bura laga to humne kamiz wapas G
a n d me dal diya.
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Santa ko susu karta dekh 1 ladki ne rasta badal liya.
Santa: O madam ghabrao mat tum jis se dar rahi ho use maine pakad rakha hai.
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Teacher bacche se: Batao jab ladkiya so k uthti hai to aakhe kyu masalti
hai.
Baccha: Miss kyuki un k pass masalne k liye Tatte nahi hote hai.
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Sardar se us ki G.F ne b00bs Chusne ko kaha, Thodi der baad wo rone laga.
G.F: kya hua? Santa: Kuch nahi MAA ki yaad aa gayi.
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Husban condom dekh kar wife se kahta hai: Ye kachara yaha kyu pada hai?
Wife: Tumhare 2 dost aaye the kela khila kar chilka yaha fek gaye.
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1 angoorwali ne bra nahi pahan rakhi thi.
1 admi bola: X-cuse me aam dikh rahe hai.
angoorwali: Tabhi to angoor bik rahe hai.
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Tumhara naam phool rakhu to bikhar jaoge,
dil rakhu to tut jaoge,
Lo tumhara naam lu_d rakh deta hu,
Waqt padne par khade to ho jaoge.
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Jab aapko tatti na aaye,
Aap baithe baithe thak jaye,
Pressure bhi nahi aaye,
Yaad kar k dekhna hume,
Shayad GA_D phat jaaye or dast lag jaye.
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Hakeem baba: Ye lo beti ye goli tumhare boy frnd 1 khaye ga to uska
lamba ho jayega, 2 khayega to khamba ho jayega or 3...
Ladki: Bas baba hume sex karna hai koi gadda nahi karna.
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"All girls are beautigul when lights switch off" By Shakesphere.

"All boys are strong before sperms are off" By Shakingspere.
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Kal ch00de se aaj ch00d,
Aaj ch00de so ab,
Biwi to ch_dti rahegi,
sali ch00dega kab.
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