Naughty SMS

Mili hai bahut saja unse dil lagane ki,
Nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko jamane ki,
Kabar se dono haath nikle hue kehte hai,
Arzu reh gayi us ke dono (.)(.) dabane ki.

---

Naughty SMS

Nude banta in new shoes: Do u see sumthing new.
Wife: No, ur d i c k hanging down as usual.
Angry Banta: b'coz Its looking at my new shoes.
Wife: Oh, Get a new hat then.
======

What is the diffrence between patiala peg & patiala salwar?


1 chadti jaldi hai aur 2 utarti jaldi hai.
======

What is the diffrence between hook in cricket & hook of Bra?


1 ball ko boundry se bahar rakhta hai or 2 Balls ko boundry l andar

rakhta hai.
======

Naughty Sms

Try this Its fun
Think a number
b/w 1-9
*2
-3
*5
+8

Write it on paper
Now fold that paper
aur usko apni gaaand mein daal le
FUN chahiye sale ko...
======

Galib par 1 ladki ne SU SU kar diya.
Galib: Ae chanchal shokh hasina ye kaisi nadani hai?
Girl: Jis jeel se tumne janam liya ye use jeel ka pani hai.
======
Agar kahi dil na lage, Sab kuch ajeeb sa lage, man bhari bhari sa lage,
kahi akele baithne ka dil kare to samaj lena k...

Tumhe tatti aayi hai.. :)
======

Height of sophistication
Suckking nipples with straw.
Height of Technology
Condom with ZIP.
Height of Penetraion
Baby girl born pregnent.
======

Yaar hamesha aapko SMS bhejta hu aaj 1 MAAL bhej raha hu

(-_-)
/ /
(.(.
).(
/ V )

Ch0d k wapas bhejna forward kar k rand mat bana dena.
======

Naughty SMS

Zoo me hathi ka land dekh kar baccha bola: Maa ye kya hai?
Maa: Kuch nahi?
Turant papa bola: Dekh beta teri maa k liye ye bhi kuch nahi.
======

Techer: Bhais doodh dene k baad depress kyu ho jati hai?
Boy: Mam agar aapki chuchi ko koi roz 2 ghanto tak dabaye aur chuuudai
na kare to aap ko kaisa lagega?
======

Boy: tum gana bahut accha gati ho.
Girl: nahi main to bathroom singer hu.
Boy: To bulao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai.
======
What is the similarity between burnt toast & pregnent lady?

Dono mein aadmi sochta hai kaas 1 min pehle nikal leta to accha hota.
======

Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Exicutive(sar jukate hue): Nahi sir.
Boss: to niche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho.
======

======
Simply by typing 'Join SMS_HUNK' & send it to 567678. Anyone can become
member & recive our SMS @ free of cost.
======

Naughty SMS

A naked woman was laying on the beach with hat on her pu$$y. A sardar passed by and comment: Kamal hai ye banda to pura hi andar gus gaya.
======

In U.P if a lady is preagnant by 1 man surname of the child is
Ekantji
By
2 dubeji
3 trivedi
4 chaturvedi
5 pandeji
by every1 Mishraji &
by UNKNOWN "GUPTAJI"
======

Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum,
1 duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum,
Lut lete unki izzat 1 din,
lekin kamre ka jugad na wo kar sake na hum.
======

Pini hai cigrate to Gold Flake ki pio, Navy Cut me kya rakha hai,
Pini hai cigrate to Gold Flake ki pio, Navy Cut me kya rakha hai,
Marni hai CHUUT to shadishuda ki maro, Kuwari fuuuddi me kya rakha hai.
======

Galib ne ladki ko periods me dekha to arz kiya:

Salwar k niche se pani tapak tapak k laal aata hai.

Kamal ho gaya galib,

Kya phudda bhi paan khata hai.
======

A punjabi Bra add:
Har kudi di pehli pasand
#PREETO*BRA# Hun 6 sizan wich:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle Balle
5. Hai O Rabbaa
6. O teri phen di. . .
======

1 buddha Blue Film dekh kar zor zor se hath hilane laga.
Boy: Kya hua?
Buddha: Hona kya hai, 30 saal baad muskil se khada hua hai, to haath so gaya.
======

A child on juice corner:
Papa ji koi aisi machine hai jisme juice dalo to fal nikalta hai?
Papa: hai teri mummy, Us me maine juice dala to tu nikla.
======

Teacher: What do u call a person who Doesn't use CONDOM?
All student Simultenously shouted . . .


PAPA papa papa. . .
======

Narad ji kehte hai: Nari nari mat kar murakh. Nari hai narak ka dwar. Khush bhi hogi to kya degi? Mal mutra ka dwar...!! NArayan NaRayan. . .
======

Arz kiya hai:

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

Zara gaur farmaiyega,

Wah bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,

Puch k iche hinggoli ki dukaan hai.
======

Adult hindi & punjabhi SMS

1 chota sardar apni maa ko chugli karta hai: mummy billo anty ki billi ne

sharab pi hai.
Maa: accha tuje kaise pata?
Chota Sardar: Papa use keh rahe the teri pussy to badi nashili hai.
======

Punjabi teacher 2 a syudent: "table par ink kisne girayi?" ise punjabi me kya

kahenge. Student: Eh kinne maa Chud_i hai?
======

Karishma asked kareena: Didi meri pu$$y par baal kyu nahi aate hai?
karishma: Tumne kabhi bhi busy tarffic road par gaas (Grass) ugte dekhi hai?
======

Hindi non veg

1 sardar k yaha tisri baar ladki hui, to usne ailaan kiya ki mera beta paida hua hai. 1 dost ne kaha ki ye to ladki hai. Sardar bola "Ae mundda niche maa te gaya hai."
======