Naughty Sms

Try this Its fun
Think a number
b/w 1-9
*2
-3
*5
+8

Write it on paper
Now fold that paper
aur usko apni gaaand mein daal le
FUN chahiye sale ko...
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Galib par 1 ladki ne SU SU kar diya.
Galib: Ae chanchal shokh hasina ye kaisi nadani hai?
Girl: Jis jeel se tumne janam liya ye use jeel ka pani hai.
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Agar kahi dil na lage, Sab kuch ajeeb sa lage, man bhari bhari sa lage,
kahi akele baithne ka dil kare to samaj lena k...

Tumhe tatti aayi hai.. :)
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Height of sophistication
Suckking nipples with straw.
Height of Technology
Condom with ZIP.
Height of Penetraion
Baby girl born pregnent.
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Yaar hamesha aapko SMS bhejta hu aaj 1 MAAL bhej raha hu

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Ch0d k wapas bhejna forward kar k rand mat bana dena.
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