Naughty SMS

Zoo me hathi ka land dekh kar baccha bola: Maa ye kya hai?
Maa: Kuch nahi?
Turant papa bola: Dekh beta teri maa k liye ye bhi kuch nahi.
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Techer: Bhais doodh dene k baad depress kyu ho jati hai?
Boy: Mam agar aapki chuchi ko koi roz 2 ghanto tak dabaye aur chuuudai
na kare to aap ko kaisa lagega?
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Boy: tum gana bahut accha gati ho.
Girl: nahi main to bathroom singer hu.
Boy: To bulao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai.
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What is the similarity between burnt toast & pregnent lady?

Dono mein aadmi sochta hai kaas 1 min pehle nikal leta to accha hota.
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Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Exicutive(sar jukate hue): Nahi sir.
Boss: to niche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho.
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