Dirty SMS

3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.

1st woman: manne chat.
2nd woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3rd woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
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On 1st night

Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!

Husband slaped his wife and said: kya mere lu*d par aata laga hai jo tera upwas tut jayega.
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Mallika Sherawat goes 2 doctor,
Doctor, itni garmi mein,
Shooting, partying etc
Main nahate waqt sabun
Lagau ya shampoo?

Ji, nahate waqt bathroom
Ka kunda zaroor lagaye.
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Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados
wale ladke ko dekhti hu,
meri bra tight ho jati hai.

To uski Ma Boli
"Kal se bra hi mat pehan,
uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
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Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur : Lele Bhanch*d, lekin subah
8 baje meri ga*d dhone aa jaana!    
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.

Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.

Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...    
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One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!    
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Q: Who should be the latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team?

Ans: Wisper Ultra, coz the team is undergoing its worst period!    
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