Fact about life:

Fact about life:

1. Lund or ghamand, dono ko kabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.

2. Zindgi or jaat, dono ulje hue hai inhe suljane ki koshish mat kana.

3. Dood or gand, jab fat te hai to awaj nahi aati.

4. Samay or chutiya, sabka kat ta hai.

5. Biwi or gadi, dusre ko doge to chud kar hi wapis aayegi.

6. Rocket or tharak, aadmi ko kahi bhi le ja sakte hai.

7. Tuti (Nal) or loda, hamesha tede hi rehte hai.

8. Aand chahe jitne bhi bade kyu na ho jaaye rahenge hamesha lund k niche.

9. Chut or bhoot kismat walo ko hi milte hai.

10. Chut or daru kabhi bhi juthi nahi hoti.

11. Basi chut or purana akbar jaha bhi dikhe faad do.

12. Hari jandi or randi ko dekhte hi bhaglo.

13. Naukri or gand sab ki lagti hai.

14. Kaman se nikla tir jitna tez ho or gand se nikla paad jitna dheere utna hi asardaar hota hai.

15. Kaman se nikla teer or gand se nikla gu kabhi wapas nahi aate.

16. Jaban or lund dono mein haddi nahi hoti.

17. Chut or boot(Shoes) ko jitna ragdoge utna hi chamkenge.

18. Ladai or chudai mein sab jayaj hai.

19. Bahan ke lodo GAND mein dum hai to 19va khud nikal lo.