Dirty SMS

Boy: Chand taro ko bhi nind aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki ch*t tu ab aa rahi hai.

Girl: maa ki ch*t ka na de vasta, kholti hu chaddi kar le nashta...
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A lady & shopkeeper negotiating 4 the price of bra and panty.

Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine aapka rakha.....Lekin Panty

mein mera rakhna padega.
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Lady 2 man: Why u keep "Taweez" and condom together in ur wallet?
Man reply: Bhoot or ch*t ka kuch pata nahi..Kahin bhi mil jaaye...
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